Lemony Snicket Unauthorized Autobiography Unfortunate
Dear Reader, I’m sorry to say that the book you are keeping in your hands is exceedingly unpleasant. It tells an unhappy tale regarding three very unlucky children. Even altho they are charming and clever, the Baudelaire siblings lead lives filled with misery and woe. From the very initial page of this book when the children are at the beach and receive terrible news, continuing on through the entire story, disaster lurks at their heels. One might say they are magnets for misfortune. In this short book alone, the three youngsters encounter a greedy and repulsive villain, itchy clothing, a disastrous fire, a plot to steal their fortune, and cold porridge for breakfast. It is my sad responsibility to write down these unpleasing tales, but there is not one thing stopping you from putting this book down at once and reading something happy, if you prefer that sort of thing. With all due respect,
Lemony Snicket
- Amazon Sales Rank: #14565 in Books
- Published on: 2007-05-08
- Released on: 2007-05-08
- Original language: English
- Number of items: 1
- Dimensions: .43″ h x 5.17″ w x 7.62″ l, .26 pounds
- Binding: Paperback
- 176 pages
- ISBN13: 9780061146305
- Condition: New
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| About the Author
Lemony Snicket is many times despondent, largely regarding his published research, which includes A Series of Unfortunate Events and The Composer Is Dead.
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97 of 105 people found the following review helpful.
 A very good read
By Jadecat
I went back and forth about whether I should get this book to read with my 7 year old second grader. I kept telling myself I should wait till she was older, but found the book at a good price, so I bought it. I worried it would be too depressing and scary for her, but it did not turn out that way at all. The book is written from a narrators point of view, so the personal feelings of the characters are never fully exposed and explored. You know that the three orphans are sad about their parents death, but the book doesn’t wallow in their grief and make it painful to read. If you can imagine Vincent Price reading the book, that tends to make it a little more lighthearted. The bad guy of the book, Count Olaf, is an awful brute who is outright cruel to the children at times, but again the book doesn’t have the children suffering without end. Instead it makes them more resilient to foil the Counts plans and triumph over him. My daughter was EAGER to read these books. That was the best thing about it all. We have tried classics, Pippi Longstocking, Island of the Blue Dolphins, Charlottes Web, but as great as they are, they lack The Bad Beginnings level of excitement, mystery and wondering what will happen next. I enjoyed the book myself and will continue to read the rest of the series, in hopes they are as entertaining as this one. I can see if you have a very sensitive child, this would not be the book for them until they are older. Some kids my daughters age are scared of Harry Potter movies, so this book would be too much for them. If your youngster isn’t living in a sheltered world where everything is wonderful and bad things don’t happen, and they can understand the difference between a made up story and a real one, then they just might enjoy this new type of childrens adventure stories.
60 of 66 people found the following review helpful.
 A Most Unfortunate Family…
By A
If you like the part of Harry Potter when he’s living under the stairs of the Dursley household, before the happy bit where he gets accepted to Wizard school, then you’ll enjoy these books.
The Baudelaire orphans are nice and smart. But boy are they unlucky. The book opens with the Baudelaire parents dying in a fire and the orphans having to find a relative to look after them. Although there is a huge family fortune, they can’t get it until Violet, the oldest at 14, turns 18. But this doesn’t stop the dastardly (and there isn’t really any other word to describe him) Count Olaf, a horrible and distant relative, and his nasty henchmen/women/things from trying to get their hands (or hooks) on it. And as far as Olaf is concerened, the Baudelaires are expendable, a word which here means “not needed after Count Olaf gets his hands on the money”.
Just one word of warning–when the author says if you like cheerful books or happy endings, stop reading now, he means it. But if you like miserable scary books with unhappy endings, keep reading! And you’ll learn lots of horrible words with depressing or unfortunate meanings as well.
30 of 32 people found the following review helpful.
Too delicious!
By Charlotte Vale-Allen
I came to this series as a result of an interview with the author that I read in Publishers Weekly. Intrigued, I ordered the first three books. I loved them. They are purportedly children’s books but the author has a wicked sense of humor, and includes references that only adults would recognize. (For example, two of the three children are named Sunny and Klaus. Gee, that makes me think about some real-life wicked goings-on.)
Aside from everything else, these children actually come alive; they’re inventive, clever and resourceful. They also suffer at the hands of their wonderfully conceived evil uncle Count Olaf.
I’ve passed these books along to a number of children who gobbled them up as avidly as I did–which proves that a good book knows no age barriers. This series is pure pleasure.
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